So, I think we should make a law to prevent what I call hair cutters from auto-proclaiming themselves “hair stylists”. The one I paid – I need to mention it as people might think it could have been a free job – was barely a hair cutter, just good enough to shave sheep.
At the end, she said:
Is that short enough?
Did I ever say I wanted them short! It’s a ridiculous hairdo, If I had been her, I would have apologized and tried to make thing better… Now that I think of it may be she was asking “Is that short enough?” (so that nobody can fix it!).
That’s me after…

it amazes me how you manage to consistently get the worst haircuts ever every single time you go get a haircut
it has to be something with you head shape man, it’s not statistically possible otherwise
It is the headshape! But also NO HAIRCUT (even a great one) COULD BE OK TO YOU!